No one in Hannibal talks normally. They always gotta use three metaphors and five symbolisms and overt reference to classic literature to prove ONE point they have to make and I really love that.
no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides “actually, never mind, you’re both awful!” and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched
can you believe that the whole plot of hannibal is basically just a kinky insane psychiatrist pretending to help his insanely hot patient while secretly hoping to commit murder with him and see him covered in blood… like damn
